The most embarrassing thing your parents ever did

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by __-XxJOYCExX-__, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Why find the need to emphasize it then? ? your initial response was an ellipsis which tends to indicate something negative. 
     
  2. That's what you think. I just did it cause it was the first thing I read. If I had something negative to say about it. I would have already said it.
     
  3. Lol I met someone like that - I poked her boob and she said shed call the cops on me.
     
  4. Edited 
     
  5. But... You didn't open this thread.
     
  6. You meet so many people. 
     
  7. Obviously I did
     
  8. Since this is getting hella off track.
    When I was in high school my mum bought in my lunch when I forgot it once ? I mean now I know it's lovely, but at the time I was mortified
     
  9. People are interesting, wolf! I love people!Dunno who could hate people besides aliens!
     
  10. I don't even know how I would go about rewording any of that in a delicate fashion. I tried. It doesn't get the extent of my feelings for the topic across adequately.

    Thank you Bird and Nick for the support. Spit, you're great.  Let me send you some crabs.
     
  11. I highly recommend you start reading sentences in order, from the first to the last, instead of starting from the middle. It really helps you understand things better.
     
  12. Just stick with "I hate the idea of babies inside of me" but don't forget to express you don't really hate children as if they're scum and try to understand people's love for them? I'm not a fan of raising kids but I can see how they can be pretty cool sometimes too.

    @Spit: I agree 100% that people are interesting. 
     
  13. Children are precious. They are humanity at it's most pure and untainted. Babies are especially sacred, as they have not yet been touched by the sins of the world and mankind.

    I actually like young children more than adults. I've already damned myself in this conversation though, so I'm not even going to go further than that, as I have some fairly degrading thoughts on this topic as well. 
     
  14. Lol might as well keep damning yourself then.

    ON ANOTHER NOTE: still trying to remember an embarrassing moment.
     
  15. ?
     
  16. You just seem so easy going. I have a hard time imagining you find much of anything embarrassing, Spit.
     
  17. Well my dad can be pretty embarrassing. His english isn't amazing since we're chinese and yet he likes to speak in a kind of an arrogant way and say things like "I am the best at swimming underground." When he means underwater. ?

    And the time he went around the family showing a video of the "UFO" he caught (and this was after lecturing them about the absurdity and stupidity of believing in "such crap" like that) and he was explaining to him at how it was definitely a UFO with how it moved and reflected light and I realized it was just a bubble blowing in the air that he caught. ?
     
  18. I can understand the whole not being great at English thing. But in a way it's probably more embarrassing for him. I've spoken English my whole life, and when I get things wrong it's hysterical, but also embarrassing.

    And with the UFO thing, I'd probably just call the person an idiot. ? My friend showed me a picture of a "ghost". I told her flat out that her camera lens was filthy. 
     
  19. But the thing is he speaks in a declarative way and declares it to a lot of people which embarrasses us.  he does a lot of crazy things like he broke a stool once in this public place and the staff guy looked like he pissed himself. ?
     
  20. My mom got on top of a table and started singing Cherokee on my birthday. Drunk.