I hope you know Richard was conceived on his mothers boysfriends red pick up truck. He was a hick. And later delivered on a local bar floor.
Oh don't worry, Richard knows. We were actually going to leave him at the bar, but the police told us we couldn't. #Screwed.
And than OP met Richard on PIMD while Richard cruelly became rich by robbing a bank (how he got an iPhone) and told OP to marry him so he could have a son and train him to take over the world. But we all know that their child will be a test tube baby. And not from either of their genes. It wouldn't make it in this world.
LOLOL, Mr. Righteous telling me in found wrong. o.o This thread has been #offtopic so get #outmyass.