thank you for my haters

?I volunteer as tribute!

 

I hope this **** thread reaches about 150-200 pages. This is so funny, it might be published. Special participation of SpitFire, P1ckl3s, Anya, frozen, etc. Richard will have a great laugh at this.

 

I vow to make this thread 20 pages long.
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 200^ JEEZUS

 

STICKY IT ATA STICKY IT

 

The book will be dedicated to Richard. Don't worry

 

I grew up in the valley with Mrs. Jenkins.

 

I was around 14 when I had my first sexual e counter with her.

 

encounter^

From then on we just progressed. Sexually and emotionally.

 

Finally when we got to high school we were official.

 

Ok. I like where this is going... Proceed my alt.

 

A few years later; PROM.

I drove her to prom, we danced a little. You know, she was twerking on me and such. So we rented a hotel.

 

She was getting frisky and freaky when the condom broke.

 

Ugh hotel? No, hoes do it in motels too. Or the 5 stay in. Why you laying extra for her!!!!! Ugh.

 

Paying*^

 

We didn't realize it had broken until after I spewed my baby gravy.

 

I love gray. Can you save some for me plz?

 

Shh pickles. ;-; You're ruining it.

So nine months later Annie Jenkins and I had a baby.

 

We named it Richard.

The end.

 

Well maybe if you told the story better it would be perfect and I wouldn't be talking. 