My Pokémon bring all the nerds to the yard and they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" damn right, I wanna trade cards, I will give you, my cha-ri-zard.
Does my platypus and my penguin can become pokémons? I hope so 'cause I kinda put them in a red and white ball (one for each, I'm not a crazy dude) and I didn't feed them for... let's say... 1 month? Or 2...