SHAKE DAT POKÉMANZ.

Wheeeeeee-


CHLOE, USE PESSIMIST ATTACK!

SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Foe walks away, depressed with a low self-esteem.

...

And this is why, I should become a pokémon.
 
Chloe! 

My Pokémon bring all the nerds to the yard and they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" damn right, I wanna trade cards, I will give you, my cha-ri-zard.
 
When has studying been a phase for you?

And since when has this phase been a phase?!?

Anywhowhatwarewhenwhy, ava'yorn, svanoa re wux?
 
Does my platypus and my penguin can become pokémons? I hope so 'cause I kinda put them in a red and white ball (one for each, I'm not a crazy dude) and I didn't feed them for... let's say... 1 month? Or 2...
 
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