Selfie Thread

Rynnethia said:
PsychoticDisorder said:
-_A_-CareBearCrystal said:


Ready for the roasts.

Holy trigonometry dude ! How many angles are there on that jawline !

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I know right! I hope she likes it! Never know, if it works out ... one day i could be proposing to her with cubic zirconia ! A cheap as5 imitation of a diamond ! But a perfect replica of that angled face!
 
PsychoticDisorder said:
eminyan said:
OK LOL GOOD

A ravishing big boned thick chunky Asian. I’m dripping in more places I can share. It’s venal. I know. The fissures in your stretched skin are incorrigible as nature intended. And I respect that like most ​​***** couldn’t. I revere the way you don’t even try to conceal the cracks. Evinces a self awareness that is confident and assured. You’re arrant fat, badly broken and you know it. You live it. You accept it. Without restraint. Let me make you an offer. I promise you the perks and living standards I offer my most tenured slaves. Free meals for example. In return you edict me to bounce on your Atlantic sized midriff. Shoes off of course. God I’m smitten ! I don’t even mind you having a pudgy ​​******* !!! 
I'm disappointed, you just roasted my last pic
 
Alice said:

Eh, time to work

What fraction of a percentage of this image bears any resemblance to the truth ? Multiply that number by fifty. Add 3. You should have a number between 1 and 5. On a scale from 1 to 50. That’s how hot this doctored version of you is.
 
eminyan said:
PsychoticDisorder said:
eminyan said:
OK LOL GOOD

A ravishing big boned thick chunky Asian. I’m dripping in more places I can share. It’s venal. I know. The fissures in your stretched skin are incorrigible as nature intended. And I respect that like most ​​***** couldn’t. I revere the way you don’t even try to conceal the cracks. Evinces a self awareness that is confident and assured. You’re arrant fat, badly broken and you know it. You live it. You accept it. Without restraint. Let me make you an offer. I promise you the perks and living standards I offer my most tenured slaves. Free meals for example. In return you edict me to bounce on your Atlantic sized midriff. Shoes off of course. God I’m smitten ! I don’t even mind you having a pudgy ​​******* !!! 
I'm disappointed, you just roasted my last pic

I’m disappointed. You still mad fat.
 
Kefo said:
*applause*

Still waiting for my roast

What’s the point ? You’re not even attempting to look agreeable. It’s just hideous. Post a better pic, one where I can delineate the various flaws. Right now it’s just eww... he proper gross...all over.
 
PsychoticDisorder said:
Alice said:

Eh, time to work

What fraction of a percentage of this image bears any resemblance to the truth ? Multiply that number by fifty. Add 3. You should have a number between 1 and 5. On a scale from 1 to 50. That’s how hot this doctored version of you is.

Your right, snapchat is all about hiding the ugly truth xd
 
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