WhoTfIsWesday
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Welcome to Seduction 101 with Wednesday. Some of us have difficulties seducing the other humans. There are a few things you can do to step up your seduction game and i am here to help you with that.
Step one: lock all the cupboards and the fridge. The area in your brain where you feel aroused and hungry are nearby each other. It’s common to feel turned on when you are hungry, therefore starving your partner, or maybe your neighbor/sibling/etc if you have no partner, will ensure sexy times.
Step two: inventing a mating call, such as shouting SQUID when you squat with your #teagang will be a sure way to let people know you are open to mating. Many species do this, particularly cats. Humans could stand to be more like cats.
Step three: take some notice of Nicki Minaj. No, i am not referring to her luscious curves or jiggly dance moves.
Nicki wears all of the colours, from her hair to her often bright and many-coloured clothings. If you look closely enough, she is quite reminiscent of a peacock. Peacock's are well known for their sexy tactics and many colours.
Nicki's inspiration
Anyway, you're welcome ty for coming to my tedtalk. Good luck and pls share any additional tips you may have for the romantically inept.
Step one: lock all the cupboards and the fridge. The area in your brain where you feel aroused and hungry are nearby each other. It’s common to feel turned on when you are hungry, therefore starving your partner, or maybe your neighbor/sibling/etc if you have no partner, will ensure sexy times.
Step two: inventing a mating call, such as shouting SQUID when you squat with your #teagang will be a sure way to let people know you are open to mating. Many species do this, particularly cats. Humans could stand to be more like cats.
Step three: take some notice of Nicki Minaj. No, i am not referring to her luscious curves or jiggly dance moves.
Nicki wears all of the colours, from her hair to her often bright and many-coloured clothings. If you look closely enough, she is quite reminiscent of a peacock. Peacock's are well known for their sexy tactics and many colours.
Nicki's inspiration
Anyway, you're welcome ty for coming to my tedtalk. Good luck and pls share any additional tips you may have for the romantically inept.
