Seduction 101

[Frog]

It’s common to feel turned on when you are hungry, therefore starving your partner, or maybe your neighbor/ sibling /etc if you have no partner, will ensure sexy times.

 

[Shadowfall]

Thanks, starving her helped a lot.
Now, to tie dye my junk and wave it around in public is next.

 

[Kaho]

This is how she got me by the way!

 

[Sherily]

*screeches with my mouth full*

o my, are you taking wednesday’s advice and trying to seduce me? ? if so, it’s working.

: D
*starves you and screeches at you, wearing rainbow bell bottoms and a pride flag cape*

 

[Brittany]

I tried all these steps and now I have a restraining order. :/

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

I tried all these steps and now I have a restraining order. :/

Bruh, you weren't doing it right. Try again with 10x the aggression, that restraining order will be dropped like it's hot

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

This is how she got me by the way!

True story, he defs doesn't have stolkhom syndrome, you can trust us

 

[AmethystNight]

I wear a lot of dark colors and always have snacks on me but I do screech a lot so do you think I could screech enough to make up for the other stuff?

You sound perfect. 

 

[Anonymous]

Male painted turtles use their long front claws to tickle females on the neck during mating season and if the female lets him tickle her, they’re mates.

Tickle my neck with your claws, Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma.

 

[Sherily]

I wear a lot of dark colors and always have snacks on me but I do screech a lot so do you think I could screech enough to make up for the other stuff?

You sound perfect. 

No u ?

 

[Sherily]

Male painted turtles use their long front claws to tickle females on the neck during mating season and if the female lets him tickle her, they’re mates.

Tickle my neck with your claws, Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma.

Lmao That gif made me legitimately choke on my coffee.

 

[Anonymous]

Okay don’t choke that ruins the whole special moment

 

[Aphrodite549]

Or just be me and you’ll be fine 


jk I just make dad jokes 24/7

You are beautiful so like... that's cheating.

Thank you baby but life isn’t a fair game you gotta cheat sometimes

 

[AmethystNight]

I wear a lot of dark colors and always have snacks on me but I do screech a lot so do you think I could screech enough to make up for the other stuff?

You sound perfect. 

No u ?

? nu way

 

[Ricecakes]

Looking for a mate

 

[renamed41832]

Looking for a mate

Mate me k

 

[Ricecakes]

Looking for a mate

Mate me k

K

 

[Brattitude]

Looking for a mate

u have that girl with brown hair tho

 

[Ricecakes]

Looking for a mate

u have that girl with brown hair tho

I haven't seen her since ?

 

[Brattitude]

Looking for a mate

u have that girl with brown hair tho

I haven't seen her since ?

oh im sorry happy mate hunting tho