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You're telling this to a girl?
That's just wrong.
Just wear your thong
I'm about to hurl,
Because your so horrible,

I can't stand this,
Just go piss!
I'm lucky I try,
Because I get all A's
 
How old r u can't rite
More than 2 verses
Go get a new purse
U take a bite

I take a chunk
Ur rhymes are crap
Ur the reason the titanic sunk
U r as cool plant sap

Sap is annoying
So r u piss off
Can't touch the master
If u do u need a plaster
 
Stop dissing me,
Before you flee,
I hate shopping,
So just quit talking.

I don't write more then two,
Because I really want to sue,
You for your horrible spelling
So I'm going back to selling.

Does this prove you wrong,
I can write a song,
But I'd rather rap,
Like you'd rather nap.
 
Ahem.


Step back and take a quick lesson
Want cha to know, with you I aint messin
Think about your rhymes before you post
Cuz I'm not sure you realize that most
Of your lyrics have syllables to spare
To rap them would take the speed of a hare
And not-rhyming raps are hard to say, too
Take the flow outta the rhyme, you do
 
Lol

Say your rap before you post it. Those that don't rhyme are harder to say, and both of y'all have too many syllables in one line compared to another. You'd have to be able to rap really fast to say what y'all are posting to a beat...

And I honestly don't know. Hi, friend? 
 
I won't flee
But u have a flea in ur hair
I got that top notch flair
U look like a bear

U girls love the shop
Finding that cute top
Then u find that skirt
Then try to flirt

I dis you for lunch
While u hav a bit of brunch
U go for a crunch
And then I go punch

U think u can rap
But ur as cool as a bacon bap
Can't rap fr hell
Cos I'm the devil

I'm on my throne get down on ur knees
 
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I don't love the shop,
I'd rather call a cop!
I'd rather draw anyways.
So go ahead and pay.

I really hate your attitude,
It makes me think you're a hobo.
But my rap is robo.

I don't like to flirt,
I have a BF named Kurt,
So just shut up
And buy a pup
 
Get a cop
Get arrested then get shot
I take my gun and it gos POP
R u sure u don't like shops

There r 4 lines in a verse get it ryt
I'm like a lite
All up in ur face
I have pace

U ain't robo
Ur more like a hobo
I'll go solo
Just go ahead and follo

If u don't like my attitude
Watch I'm crude
With a bit rude
Get in a bed all nude

Go home to kurt
He probably looks like dirt
Wearin his ripped up shirt
U must've had to flirt

Poor girl
 
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