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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *xXxPartyRockxXx (01), Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. ^I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with theory 3:
     
  2. No My Name ain't Ali,
    My name is bilal,
    I make a man halal,
    Eat man for dinner
    straight up killer
    I'ma steak man but I will eat your liver,
    Straight up villain,
    Aim for the killing,
    Over an out an I'm pop pop billin',
    Did he go fishing?
    Did he go missing?
    For over 2 years I thought I went missin'.
     
  3. My name Ain't Jada,
    Just check your status,
    Because I'm such a lady,
    Go fetch a cactus,
    Because I'm done with THIS!

    Heard you got pulled over,
    Looking over your shoulder,
    You take precaution,
    Going to an auction,
    I'm still done with this!
     
  4. I never said girls cat rap
    So please go get some water by the tap
    Cuz you're hot and sweaty with this game
    Almost as easy to tame than a cat
    So like my buddy here, let me give YOU a pat
    You can't match the flow of my mow over your grass like a pain in the ass what that? You're sputtering? It seems that you've run out of gas
    So I'll see you later
    Please stop bein such a hater
     
  5. Im sick in the brain,
    I blend in like piss in the rain,
    Too many mc's hate on me,
    But I make deaf people listen again,
    Ohh,
    I'm dissing again,
    Like mandem you'll be missing again,
    Them mandem dont want to know me again,
    But my backside their kissing agaiin.
     
  6. This is starting the to suck.
     
  7. I'm not being a hater,
    So I'll see you later,
    Looks like you're caught in a wreck,
    Looks like you've broken your neck,
    Because when I say these words,
    It sounds absurd.
    Looks like you have to pull over,
    Still looking over your shoulder.
    What?
    Afraid of me?
    What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
     
  8. I never said girls can't rap
    You look hot? Go get some water from the tap
    And Like your friend, come over here so I can give YOU pat
    Your cant stop my flow ima now over your grass like a pain in the ass
    What that? You're sputtering? It's seems you've run out of gas
    So I'll see you later
    Stop being such a hater
     
  9. Haha I thought the first one didn't send. Sorry guise
     
  10. Afraid of you?
    I think I'm about to poo
    With the laugher coursing through
    My veins
    It's hitting like a train
    And ya, you're a hater
    Bye bye go get some pastrami on rye
    Cuz your flow needs some food
    Now, I'm not in the mood
    Don't get me started on your structure
    It's like hearing a college professor!!!!
    I'll see ya later "gurl"
    I think I'm gonna hurl
     
  11. Let's see if you've got the shit to come back
    I'm high on attack
    Mode and just know
    I'll hit you farther than you'll ever go
    You can't stop my flow
    It's like a bow waiting to be shot
    And when its shot it's strong like a robot
     
  12. What's wrong with you?
    Battling a girl?
    Don't you have better things to do,
    Like go and poo?
    I'm the one about to hurl,
    Trying to believe you're better then me. Oops, I just did!
    I'll get you started,
    Before you even start it,
    Because you ain't got no flow,
    So just go!
     
  13. It's funny
    You thinking you got money
    On me I'm gonna pee
    Cuz I just pooed on your raps
    I'm settin traps down to catch your foot and oh! There it is.
    You're mine now
    So go, throw in the towel
    You ain't got shit
    Go, before you get hit
     
  14. Who's gonna hit a girl,
    I just want to hurl,
    I'll never be your slave,
    I'd rather live in a cave,
    You've got to be all jumbled up,
    Because I'm not giving up,
    I'll stay until I'm addicted,
    Because I'm just so bored,
    Because we both know,
    We don't have any flow!
     
  15. Both You need jam your hype,
    Manna ain't the type,
    To murder guys n girls on the Same track,
    All of your raps are whack,
    Don't make me go onna attack.
    Now hush this breeze,
    Please.
    Don't reply back.
    I'm done. Peace
     
  16. You're bored?
    Go at with your dolls
    Maybe go hit up the malls
    By your house
    Run along little mouse
    Catch me if you can
    I'm high above it like Peter Pan
    You ain't got shit on my flow
    It's like a glow and you know
    Don set fire to the rain
    I set fire to everybody
    Including you
    And stop using the word "poo"
    You suck like a duck that ain't got no "quacker"
    Want a cracker? Shut up Polly
    I'm just might go and volley
    You after this battle because I feel sorry for you
    I'm not gonna say "poo"
    My flows a train like "choo choo!!!!"
    Go home and cry to your mother
    And maybe to your brother
    I'm almost done with you
    Now come back with something that ain't you
    And by you i mean personality
    I'm gonna go and drink some green tea
    While I wait for your response
    Drink some tea while I play Zelda on my Wii.
     
  17. You need to stop scratching those fleas,
    Because you should just leave,
    Oh wait you are,
    I've never seen a coward ajar,
    Sorry but I'm a girl,
    I don't have the BEST of comebacks,
    Because I guess I'm the lower gender.
     
  18. Never said anything about a lower gender
    Now, go stick your rhymes in a blender
    You can rhyme it's true
    But I have better flow that you
    That ain't against your sex
    You just seem hungry, here's some Chex.
     
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