Which one bends? Very smart. Coming from a guy whos club wall says: We're all big bad pirates - Kandy I think you think your slim shady Again i repeat your just a bit lame, Your bars are just not up to this game, Your rap is actually totally whack I bet you think your the next Tupac? If you took the time to read my last diss, You'd know what your saying can be dismissed. Lets attempt to rap like you, Your bars are foundation, I'll jack your car navigation, Drive by on u by bus station, Coz i have lots of temptation, Yes im the best. Your the worst, You'll always come last i'll be first, My bars are hot yours are not Your face looks like game of dot2dot Does that seem professional? Does it sous great? I repeat its whack like your life at home.
Okay, if your goal was to rhyme At all During that "spasm" you just had right there.. You failed, terribly.
Winner who me? No keep ur award, I dont look for trophies nore fame. Im just here to spit my game As the competition is tottaly lame. Jack is just annoyed he cant afford paper, His also pissed coz of his shape up, To make things worse heard his girl got an A cup, So he should get the award, guys i'll see u later
Hello there, my name is Cal I'm here defending my pal. Sandman, these pirates are the best, We've got more booty in our chest. We party day and night, no rest, So to us, you're just a small pest. You're famous here, I know you! You have more haters than Drew. Your raps aren't right, not true, You couldn't fill a legend's shoe. Who am I? Oh, I made a game, But sadly, it brings me my fame. I speak the truth, not any shame. I beat you, which is pretty lame. The Black Pearl
I now get you jack, just clicked your profile Your silenced so you just try drag the convo coz your bored like as hell Anyway ur bars are honestly whack, i'm off best of luck in your career as a rap star
What is this? A rap battle? Man, why do guys think their the only ones who can rap? Dude, just go and take a happy lap. They always say we belong in the kitchen. That really don't mind me, but you gotta stop your bitchin' Playing cod and battlefield twenty four seven, whilst picking on a guy called Kevin? Not only that you really suck, and you also don't know how to fuck One of my lamest but oh well Girls can rap too
Is it still style? Cause I got none Wait maybe I do, son Got some from Kyle Let's take it back to the 80's Excuse me but I think it's mad whack Somethin' like pirates, y'know, mateys? Ahh forget this go back to modern times Where having bad style is a terrible crime Even magazines have fashion police But if they stalk all them celebrities They're all just creeps And what I style I got, you may ask? I'm hear to tell you, I got Asian boy swag Walkin' round the streets with my TI-84 Y'all can stop hatin my awesome decor dude what the actual fuck did I write, this shit is crap. It's late and I'm tired. Ah well
Shes a fat chav thats overwieght and shes blicker than the blickest s*** that she cant take. She lives in a hobo shack but she cant esaspe from the ratatataataas She was a ritch bitch but apperentaley a guy came and thought he was the best mother f****** SNITCH!
Your raps are lamer than your clothes. Short skirts, no class, you're looking like a hoe Oh man I done it. Tell your girl she better run it. Got more swag than she could dream of. Don't you think that's kinda of funny? Now I dont wanna brag but I got chanel and gucci bags . With tons of money to put in it . Your styles so old, that 70's show Like mila kunis. You knew this. I shouldn't have to rap to prove it. Man your stupid .
Off the top of my head, I can attack you any which way, in any place But I don't choose to battle instead I choose to race Not second but first place Rattle the cattle, call me a tattle than I'll knock you off your saddle I pick up the pace, you can't catch up your words are a waste I'll be out soon anyways Where am I going any which way I don't know what to say But when my beat comes on you know I won't play I've been broken left før decay But I rise up, I refuse to stay Down on the ground, 3 strikes but I'm not out today But I'll be gone soon but until than re-r-replay Jot down some notes so you'll know what to say So you won't be left in the dust next time stranded away Olé Olé! Come after me I dare you to play Throw you in dissaray, yøu can't catch me I'm dis a way Your words I cut up like fish fillet It's over oh ok I don't battle I just over shadow and slay Remember The name, know it's not for fame Just to entertain, at least før today, I'll be out and about but for now this is just a shout in the darkness in a Thread of those who doubt See you later bro and broskis I'm out