Rap Battle:No Rules, Freestyle/Round 2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by M4SSIIMO, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Lol that was pretty good  too many good ones to choose
     
  2. Dude you were SO on top of the ball with the whole David Beckham thing, I mean really. You really kicked that one into the net.
    You scored so well against me by keeping on topic, I would celebrate with you.

    But sadly, it was your own goal;
    Which means contradiction.

    SYMBOLISM COMEBACK,
    AWHHH YEAH.
     
  3. And yes i did mistake your name Ted
     
  4. Ow yes. Im simply going to stop typing now as i can clearly see that your going to continue with irrelevant comments and try to turn everything in to a joke.

    As for my sportsmanship comment. It was tottaly on the ball. Of course it would be hard for you to realise though. After all your IQ level is probably equivalent to a palm tree.
     
  5. Oh, yeah.
    "Tottaly dude."
     
  6. Hope you, "Realize" your mistakes.
     
  7. "Realize" .... American English


    "Realise" .... English


    Of course you would know that after all your the educated one aren't you.

    Hah, says it all. Good night.
     
  8. You really are even dumber then you seem
     
  9. Didn't you leave like 3 AND 2 posts ago?
     
  10. Anyone who believes your earlier post about you being mature and educated has now hit realisation.

    Realise.
    Realize.


    You're clearly a child.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Never said anything about being mature or educated, but thanks for the compliments.. A minor who is probably taking the same college classes as your businessman. ;) But hey dude, it's alright.

    No point in crying over spilt milk, but you left the thread 4 posts (from you) ago.

    Are you going to spend the night with me? Tell me you love me.
     
  12. If I said your spelling was crap
    Sure, you'd come up and talk smack

    But it's whatever,
    I learned it this way,
    I know it better,
    Than you, any day.

    English composition,
    I'll school you with some transitions.
    Not here, not there
    Nobody cares, anywhere.
    Not in forums, you'll bore 'Em
    Not in-game, you're insane.
    Not to mention lame,
    Bringing your country shame.
    Arguing with me
    I'll just let you see
    That when you police me
    It's just to tease me.
    I could school you in any subject
    Nobody can ever object
    But I'll interject
    With a new statement,
    Your iratement,
    It's is foreseeable for miles,
    Oh well, all here, it's all smiles <3
     
  13. I applaud you and your thickness. I especially applaud your friend Ted for giving you the confidence to make your self look like a bigger fool then you already made yourself out to be.

    Its funny how you make a comment. I say your comment irellavent as its spelt differently in England. You try to prove me wrong with a screen shot. I prove that i was in fact correct. You then retaliate with a immature do you love me comment and change the subject once again to try and avoid the fact that you were just made to feel like a complete and utter muppet.

    I have no time for your childishness.

    For the last time. Good night kiddo.
     
  14. Dude, go to bed already.
    You said it three times.
    I don't love you, stop dragging goodbyes.
     
  15. So your back to rap?

    Well then i'm back to play again.

    Okay you were our last winner,
    Turns out your just a little sinner.

    Coming up on forums dissing on my bars,
    Talking about spelling and off topic gimmicks

    Let me put you in "realiSation,
    You'll have a better chance working in a petrol station.

    I mean come on have you heard yourself?
    Again your better off in clucking bell stacking up their shelves.

    Or perhaps not, you'll probably just get fired.
    You can try Mcdzz you'll probably get hired,

    You'll end up old fat and alone,
    No worries you can then join the aold Fart's home.

    See how i make things relevant?
    I dont say "Police Me"
    What we playing here cops and robbers?

    I dont think so, were in a rap competition,
    Lets rap about PIMD, whilst drinking my P.i.n.t.

    That spells pint if your to confused,
    Your like a broken robot that needs to be defused.

    When you first joined this game you were in a RP club,
    Heard you used to talk dirty every time a girl said whats up.

    Now you've gained some stats,
    Active for 120 days
    To me thats 3 months of pimd waste of space.


    I suggest you quit now before i hurt your feelings,
    Are you biting your nails? Are your fingers pealing?

    I'll end this in a way that Cave Man destroyed you.

    ________
    My friend you cant rap i suggest you dead it,
    Take the last piece of paper you wrote a bar on and shred it.
    ________
     
  16. Oh lord, do I even want to read it?
    Once I read Sandman..
    Oh no, who could beat it?
    Kicked up my dirt and ran.

    Whatever you said,
    I know your not a poet..
    Whatever's in your head..
    You are stupid, and you know it.

    Whatever you are attempting
    Might result in fail
    If you are redempting..
    You get hashtag #FailWhale.

    I really hope the rap is good
    Because I know you so well..
    Clearly from the hood..
    Yeah, isn't that swell?

    Business man for years
    Can't pass this one up
    Made fun of by his peers
    He can't afford 7-up.

    But hey, it's okay.
    It's just another day.
    You might earn your pay
    Olé, olé! Well today is the day..
    I just have to say

    One thing before this ends
    You and your friend...
    Which one bends?
    
     
  17. Yo Captain You Won Last Time, So Sand Man Wins This Round!
     
  18. But he can't spell for half a damn. :,(
    There should be a vote for this hot mess