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Fail

 

I then ran to the shop and brought a cow it was angry so it flew away and i shouted "come back dont leave me" then i

 

realize that this post is an awesome post that kida copied my post

 

Ajax , he was first out of you 2

 

I threw it at my boyfriend and watched him melt

 

I got out my bendy straw and sipped what was left of him...

 

I then walked off like a boss.

 

And made SpitFire the most delicious sandwich ever!!!!!

 

Which had termites and hair inside

 

But I ate it anyway

 

It was gross but i needed it ?

 

But then i was sick after so i had to go hospital and then i left and went swimming with sharks

 

One of them bite me and one of them sawed me

 

So I bit him back

 

but then the shark ate me so i was in his stomach and and i had a box of matches with me so i burned the shark then i

 

Exploded out of the shark alive

 

So I swam as fast as I could but I still couldn't get far enough away so I

 

A magic fairy came and grant me wings . Then i flew up but then i saw