Random!!!!!

The noodels were raw and my pong got constapation

 

So, then I had to go and find some prunes.

 

But the prunes were actually raisins, so I cried and threw them off the Empire State Building but I

 

Realized i actually wanted the m so i jumped off the bridge and

 

Building*

 

I realized I could fly, so I flew

 

To Peter pans place

 

Where I ran into captain hook

 

while he was chasing a crocodile.

 

I asked.myself wendy y dont u like me I can fly now too, and pan wear tights, guys shuldnt wear tights

 

And then I decided to go home

 

Home being Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

 

But home was yo far so I went tö planet awesome and partayed, awesomely

 

*tö

 

Then I got drunk after a drink of bubbly apple cider and launched myself into orbit around the planet, miraculously still alive.

 

The next morning I woke up on my bathroom floor naked, hung over as ever.

 

i got up and saw a big python on the stairs so i ran out the house forgeting i was naked and knocked on my naighbours door who then

 

Shrecked and passed so I peed on her

 

The End

 

[color=Deep green]IT IS NOT THE END[/color]