Pick Up Lines!!!

Hey baby I like your buns, let's make a hotdog.

 

"It ain't going to suck itself."

 

Hi...erm, can I buy you a drink? ...no? Nevermind, have a fun night....*slowly edge away*

I've always been good at picking up girls.

 

Did you fall from the sky?




Because your face is freaking crooked

 

Nice dress. Did you get it on sale? Cuz it's 100% off at my place.

Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.

I'm like a firefighter, when I come they're hot But I leave them wet. 

 

Are you from Ireland? Cuz every time I see you my dick's Dublin. 

Are you from Iran? Cuz you should Baghdad ass up 

Are you a beaver? Cuz dam

 

Yup cuz Baghdad is tots in Iran 

 

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Hey Galileo, let me see your telescope

 

Iraq*