Pick Up Lines!!!

Do you work at McDonalds ? Cause I'm lovin it

 

I just met you and this is crazy,let's have sexy time!

 

Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot

 

You should ditch the zero and get with a hero

 

Damn girl did you cause a tornado because you're blowing me away.

 

It's actually;

Is your body from mcdonalds? Because I'm loving it.

 

You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe...

 

Do you eat a lot?
'Cause you're fat as fuck.

 

Hi

 

I'm Ryan Higa

(My face got slapped)
lol

 

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? 

Are u from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only 10 I see

 

Hey you look like a good Quidditch player! Wanna take a ride on my broomstick?

 

Ctfu I would use all these to steal someone's grandma lol

 

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

 

If you were a booger i'd pick u first

 

Are you fart? Cause u blew me away

 

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

 

Lmao

 

Ow hoe u blinding me!
With that beautiful smile

 

What that mouth do?