online girlfriend applications

[-ArentOrdinaryPeopleAdorable-]

Nm here either

 

[-_-MiNi-_-]

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[-ArentOrdinaryPeopleAdorable-]

Woah mini is a guru now?

 

[---TERROR---BadBoy---]

Ya she is she teaches me how to look

 

[-_-MiNi-_-]

....what is that?!?!?

 

[---TERROR---BadBoy---]

You don't know what a guru is???

I'll be your guru. And teach You to be a guru.

Then u can finally teach me how to look

 

[-_-MiNi-_-]

ok

 

[---TERROR---BadBoy---]

 

[-ArentOrdinaryPeopleAdorable-]

Lmao

 

[*_Matthew (01)]

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[_Dumbo_]

My pics are now in the picture thread for all the applicants to look at. Don't hate it's all I got to work with 

 

[*julez507 (01)]

ok

 

[*-Black_White- (01)]

Name: Raggety old hag
Age: 73
Looks: Red hair that I dye with ketchup and blood from my stuffed ex husbands. Green eyes from the leftover grass my cows eat. I am not very fat I have about three big wrinkles on my ass and 17 in my body. From eating my husbands insides. My toe has fungus and I have an infected skin tag on my cheek. I have a mole under my eyebrow that is an inch long and i trained it so it an make sounds and it has a friend that it grew by itself called Joe.

Pick me! juLeZ YOuR gOinG tO heLl!

 

[-AC-blockey-]

Mines the same as his except I'm 5 

 

[*-Black_White- (01)]

Lol wut I'm a girl

 

[Kristi_]

Dude ur thread got a lot of comments lol

 

[*layla223 (01)]

...(he is actually a 70yr old pedo)

 

[_Dumbo_]

Lol!! I can't believe I've had so many posts back

 

[*julez507 (01)]

mostly all of them are because they are think this thread is weird (which is kinda true no offence)

 

[*julez507 (01)]

*thinking