You don't know what a guru is??? I'll be your guru. And teach You to be a guru. Then u can finally teach me how to look
My pics are now in the picture thread for all the applicants to look at. Don't hate it's all I got to work with
Name: Raggety old hag Age: 73 Looks: Red hair that I dye with ketchup and blood from my stuffed ex husbands. Green eyes from the leftover grass my cows eat. I am not very fat I have about three big wrinkles on my ass and 17 in my body. From eating my husbands insides. My toe has fungus and I have an infected skin tag on my cheek. I have a mole under my eyebrow that is an inch long and i trained it so it an make sounds and it has a friend that it grew by itself called Joe. Pick me! juLeZ YOuR gOinG tO heLl!