online girlfriend applications

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by Chuck Norris
on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:53 pm
Huh? You want me to impersonate you? -.- I don't want to be silenced...even I, Chuck Norris, fear the mods'..especially Rose's silencewand.

 

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I'm not quite sure what gender I am. I've never looked... Too afraid to. Plus, my fat folds prevent me from bending over.
674 pounds
naturally albino.
I put night neon green highlights in my hair though.
Boy, do I look hot.
The only hair that I have on my body other than my head hair is the hair on the back of my neck. And in my belly button.
I LOOOVVVEEEE fried duck (QUACK)
And Goats Taste Far Out 
I can send pictures but I have no fingers to take a picture.


My apartment smells like rich mahogany.

I'm hot.

 

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^ biggest turn on ever!!!

 

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Well damn fail on my part! Why did you have to post ahead of me : /

 

Wa-? 

 

Lmao

 

Please consider me.


I need someone to hold between my fat rolls.

 

I DECLARE THIS THREAD USELESS AND DEAD
~Reaper of forums 

 

Awww 

 

(-___-)

 

YAAAAYYYYYYYYY.



IM A WEINERRR!!!!!

 

ILL MEET YOU ON THERE THEN!

 

To the Top for Mimmo. Everyone needs some love<3

 

Lmao Royale 

 

Already? Dayyyyyyummmmm, guy.