online girlfriend applications

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Dumbo_, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. EPIC CHUCK NORRIS FACTS FIGHT STARTS NOW!


    They gave a monkey a typewriter, and it only typed in 2 words: Chuck Norris
     
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    Idk...


    Hun, forums aren't the place to ask for an online girlfriend. You're of age! Try...a bar! Or eharmony! Or...campus! Or a club!  They might work! You never know...
     

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    by Chuck Norris
    on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:31 pm
    Yes yes that is very true Dawn dear.
     
  4. Why would you even want an online girlfriend?
     
  5. Kaname. Where Hitler ?
     
  6. Lord.

    One. Making threads asking for online girlfriends is just as bad as being a pedo.

    Two. You're going to get a lot of hate and trolling on this thread.

    Three. Can't think of a three.

    Goodbye.
     
  7. CHUCK NORRIS HAS SPOKEN!
     
  8. Hold on he's coming...he just needs to finish ...a little...business first .
     
  9. Chuck Norris has his name golden!! I'm jelly.
     

  10. ____________________________________
    by Chuck Norris
    on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:33 pm
    Yes I have spoken...I'm always speaking.
     
  11. So quick little tip, any girl willing to send in an application to be a girlfriend is more desperate then you, comes with tons of baggage and usually has looks that would shatter a mirror. So best of luck and maybe try to start a conversation with a girl and see where that goes before resorting to this.
     
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    by Chuck Norris
    on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:34 pm
    You should be Chewbacca.
     
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    by Hitler
    on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:34 pm
    Watch out Hitler coming through
     
  14. I'm like PiMD god and my name still isn't golden :,(
    Or silver... I'm totally jumping off a cliff now...
     
  15. Congrats on the worst thread ever!!!!  that takes skill!! Bravo!!!!
     
  16. HITLER HAS HIS NAME GOLD TOO!?! WHYYYY xD
     
  17. I want a red color username
     
  18. Hahahaha don't worry me either but I'm a low life scum so it totally fits being blue :p I say you choose hitler OP. At least that way you know you are gonna have a good time :,D Jk
     
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