Let's Talk About Ourselves? 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SheWhoShallNotBeNamed-, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. everyone wants to eat me, and they claim to love me but... I'm just not feeling the love. ?
     
  2. Hi, I'm Nick and Im an intercourse addict.
    I have three wives, fifteen children, and I teach goblins to sing.
     
  3. Bready, is that how you feel?  I'm sorry, I'll shut up about eating you. ?
     
  4. I love you bread, it's just that.. I love the taste of you more.
     
  5. ?finally someone takes my feelings into consideration
     
  6. ? that escalated quickly, and by that I mean really fast!
     
  7. indecisive why can't you be more like moldywart?
     
  8. When I show you compassion, you still tease me? I should take it back. ?
     
  9. I am nice, but only a figment of me is nice.

    I'm just kidding. I'll stop eating you and appreciate you. Ah, bread! :lol:
     
  10. much better.
     
  11. Im Jopo and I'm a recovering PIMD addict.

    I enjoy long walks on the beach and watching the sunset on a hill top and enjoy a candle-lit dinner being wine and dined by a rich woman, which happens often. I sing opera but not many people like it, and I get bullied for it so I tend to keep it to myself. I've been in a few films as an "extra" (a zombie in Walking Dead, a guy walking in the background in Twilight and one adult film. Gay adult film [I didnt know ]) and I also like to perform for sick patients in a fire-recovery section of a hospital. I've been stranded on an island once after being the only survivor in a plane crash, and I was once attacked by a shark while deep-diving. I'm also a pathological liar.
     
  12. 
     
  13. ?     amazing
     
  14. I can't stop laughing. :lol:
     
  15. Your post makes me laugh, mr Jopo. 
     
  16. I'm amazing...all that needs to be said about me
     
  17. I'm Voldemort. I live in a cave. I like reading most of the time and watching. My source of energy is electricity and the sun. I hope to find love in the jungle. And apparently I'm half-human, half-werewolf. ?

    And I like to eat rice with raw meat. Isn't it delicious? ?
     
  18. Thankssss, I try 
     
  19. *cuts someone's arm over bread and grins bloodthirstily
     
  20. I'm Bay
    I'm pretty mediocre.
    Chocolate was my first love
    chocolate covered pretzels are great.
    Bacon is better.
    I like to sing, especially when I'm drunk.
    I don't really eat "bread", but bagels w cream cheese and strawberry jam are amazing.
    I'm hungry.