Let's Talk About Ourselves? 

I like tweaking on cacti while stroking my meat and having my balls tickled with feathers while falling from 30,000 feet in the air

 

Am I the only person who doesn't eat bread?

 

I don't. Rice is better. ?

 

Bread and rice are fattening  which is why they taste good

 

Actually they are nutritious

 

 White bread and white rice can be fattening. They have a huge carb count so if not properly balanced out they can put on weight. Thank you.

 

If not properly balanced out almost anything can put on weight tbh

 

Someone knows their food facts. 

I eat bread at least two times a week and rice everyday. Typical Asian.

 

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? it's about the only thing I do know. Om nom nom.

 

The bread over there looks sad.
Cheer up... At least you're tasty enough for people to love and eat 

 

but.. Can I just have more love and less being eaten?

 

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NEIN, YOU MUST BE EATEN!!!

 

The love comes with being eaten. 

 

man being a slice of bread is hard

 

Um... Hi... I'm Nikki... I like video games. I'm 19 but people think I'm 14 and it makes me sad.. ? um.. I wish I could gain weight and hide food in my fat flaps.  no weight has been gained... ? I have more friends that are guys tham gals so it makes me a how many cats do I have.. none I'm allergic. I am not white. The END..

 

Than**??

 

Poor bread. 

I would give you a hug but then you see... You're a slice of bread.