I was a stripper once. A guy came up to tip me on stage and said, don't worry honey, a few months of thus and you'll tighten right up. I quit.
i ran out of milk once when my grandparents came over to visit… so i used a little breast milk. They didnt even realise
Sometimes when I smoke weed my heart beats too fast.. but I don't wanna tell my friends cuz they'll think im a pushy :'(