Let's overshare, shall we?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by boobookiti, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. I always check out a crap b4 i flush. Always.
     
  2. I'm in love with my gf 
    But I'm also in love with my friend 
     
  3. I watch preggo porn movies 
     
  4. I'm more into girls then guys.
     
  5. I'm falling asleep typing but I'm to nervous about tomorrow to let myself sleep
     
  6. Go too sleep drunk bitch.
    Jk jojo ily?? but srsly go to sleep
     
  7. S€x...PO₹N...R@pe...Repeat?
     
  8. One of those things is illegal
     
  9. I posted unwelcome unicorn on someone's wall last night. It was super fun.
     
  10. Unicorn rp*
     
  11. Did my daily crime fighting
     
  12. Postin on this fufu thread as I get pinned in war, while I dv some nubs.
     
  13. I'm about to eat a fuck ton of sushi. That is all.
     
  14. You're in my war team 
     
  15. I always speak nonsense. Nonsense is funny. Nonsense is weird. Nonsense is crazy. Now I don't know WHAT I am talking about. And that's complete nonsense. Wait what AM I actually talking about??!!??
     
  16. I'm still thinking about that time a wolf spider was in my toilet and the fact I was side tracked and stayed on the loo for fifteen minutes just amazes me that I didn't know until I flushed the fucker. (It didn't flush down and die, the second time I came back, I found it again; double flush is mandatory now.)

    All these thoughts came up in my head. What if it bit me there? What the fuck would I do? How would I address this situation to my dad? Do I slam my ass on the wall repeatedly or do I swipe? Do I reach and try to feel for it? Do I calmly let it roam around until it gets off? :D
     
  17. Let it conquer your booty.
    Let it mark it's teritory.
    It's every spider's dream.
     
  18. Once I fell asleep on a spider, found 3 bites on my neck and collar bone and a dead whitetail underneath me. Ahhh 