Last one to post wins  Bobo

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200B then more costlier than bloodline.

Dino gift me a 999 today is my Fake Birthday

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

I will maybe gift you 999 root beer

 

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You will stay virgin forever

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

To late for that

 

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Press restart button

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Ata deleted it

 

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In real life

 

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Press the buttons

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

I push all the buttons i touch everything

 

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Riddle no.1

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Dik

 

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A seatbelt.

 

[Daniellee]

Post what?

 

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Looool

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

A seatbelt.

You got some weird ass seatbelt if it sits between your tits and not across them

 

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You got some weird ass seatbelt if it sits between your tits and not across them

That was my trick

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

That was my trick

Sounds useless as fuck to have a belt like that. May as well not wear 1 at all

 

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Sounds useless as fuck to have a belt like that. May as well not wear 1 at all

Get ready to pay penalty if u not useing seatbelt while driving.

#SAFE_DRIVE_SUCK_LIFE

 

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I mean SAVE LIFE*.

 

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Riddle No. 2.

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?