Last one to post wins  Bobo

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Get ready to pay penalty if u not useing seatbelt while driving.

#SAFE_DRIVE_SUCK_LIFE

I wear a normal seatbelt. Not 1 that clips and twists to go down the center of my chest

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

Riddle No. 2.

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

Wht about this,?

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Fork

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

This time you googled it. CEO of Google msged me that woy were spoted searching the answer.

 

[MaCherie]

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

No i didnt

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

I have ss.
But can't upload

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Legs

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

Googled 2nd time

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

Why is a man’s voice louder than a woman’s?

 

[-I_M_-Erica-_-Goddess-of-love-]

Ladies and gentlemen here is one of my riddle!
The more you take, the more you leave behind…?

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Why is a man’s voice louder than a woman’s?

Coz if he dont then she dont fuck up

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

Ans- man have an antenna
But your ans is more accurate

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

now go and sleep, bobo packed his luggage to run from your house. He just msg me. You go and sleep so he get the chance.

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

now go and sleep, bobo packed his luggage to run from your house. He just msg me. You go and sleep so he get the chance.

I never sleep. Also fuck going to bed at only 4pm

 

[TXXXT_TXT-THT_TT_THT-TXT_TXXXT]

Noted✓
Now sending msg to bobo. When you r sleeping

 

[DinosAreTheOldestCars]

Noted✓
Now sending msg to bobo. When you r sleeping

Bobo mine and never leaving. Bobo gets all the bananas here