Close contact? You don't get into bed before a ninja, ever. By the time you think you're comfy and snug in your bananas and pajamas...pajamas, it's too late!
Just stick to this one for now, it's safe and nice and OMG dead bodies everywhere!!! I just waxed these floors and... What!? There are footprints on the ceiling! $
Oops! I forgot. Don't use the ampersand symbol in posts. I used "$@%#" but replace the @ sign with ampersand and everything after gets cut. But I ended with that so it's all good. Hahaha. Ampersand aka "And" symbol aka "Sideways Infinite" aka "Night Vision Goggles" aka "Nagini from Harry Potter" aka "Pretzel with a lil bit a lovin on the end."