jokes! or scary stories!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *lemonsqweeze (01), May 6, 2011.

  1. Oh I know one more! This one is just another urban legend I heard when I was young so don't freak out.

    A woman was home alone watching tv on the couch. He had her hand resting on the armrest when she felt someone nudge it. She figured her dog had come for some attention so she started scratching its fur. The dog licked her hand and she soon fell asleep. When she woke up she went looking for her dog. She called his name but couldnt find him anywhere. Finally she opened her closet to find the dog dead inside it. A message was written on the wall in blood. "Humans need some love and scratching too."

    It's not a great story but it's something
     
  2. I've heard that before
     
  3. Now my urban legend an old that Soldier that in black magic died supposedly was reincarnated into bigfoot type thing and terrorizes the south with his bad country singing and punching little kids
     
  4. I found 3 body bags in my basement and bloody hand prints on the walls
     
  5. Oh that's a lovely story
     
  6. So my cousin lives in a small rural town about and hour from me, and she lives kinda far from any neigbors.
    One night she was watching a movie and she kept getting phone calls. When she would answer all she would hear was heavy scary breathing. So she thought it was some teen at the time. But a while later the calls got scarier. The person would say, "I'm coming for you". She was really scared at that point and decided to call the police.
    She told the police what's happening an they said, "oh it's probably some teens playing a prank, don't worry" so she hangs up and chills in her bedroom, but 15 minutes later 3 police cars came screeching to her house. She answered the door and the police-men said they heard a double click on her home phone (which means someone was listening to the phone convo with her and the police) so they brought her outside and searched the house.
    Right when they were about to leave one of the police-men checked the dryer. Inside the dryer was a lunatic with a 12 inch butcher knife. He was arrested and jailed.
    My cousin now lives with a few friends in the city because she is so afraid of being alone  FLIPPEN SCARY.
     
  7. Uugh blondie thats scary 
     
  8. I cant sleep now
     
  9. Legend not real lol
     
  10. I just read all of those,

    I feel like my stories are nothing now lol!

    I will tell you one that happens to take place in my house.

    So my fiancee and I move into our house about a year ago. We got it fairly cheap for the size of the house and when we moved in our new neighbors asked us if we had been told about why it was such a low price we replied no, so the neighbor continues to tell us that the house was only built 2 years before we bought it, which was true, but then continues about a man who was seemingly poisoned in his home by the wife, well we had heard nothing of that but figured it was just a joke or a rumor.

    Well about 2 weeks after moving in we were eating dinner and all of a sudden we heard a loud thud as if someone had jumped on the ground next to us, this freaked us out so we said dinners over. We started watching tv, we were watching the show lost when all of a sudden the tv shut off, I then saw that it somehow came unplugged. Things like that have been happening since then but only maybe once or twice a month it's always the darn tv getting unplugged or the fridge opening. It's really strange
     
  11.  Creepy... Move outta there! 
     
  12. My brothers told me this story when I was younger and I got freaked out so I ran outta the house

    A group of young girls were having a slumber party one night and began to exchange ghost stories. One girl claimed that the old man who had been buried earlier that week in the graveyard down the street had been buried alive. She claimed that if you tried, you could hear him still scratching at the lid of his coffin. The other girls called her bluff and told her that she wouldn’t do it. They said she was too afraid to go down there to the grave that very night. They continued to challenge her and eventually she gave into the peer pressure and accepted their challenge. Since she was going to go alone, she needed to prove to the others that she actually followed through with the task. She was supposed to take a stake with her and drive it into the ground so the next day the girls would know that she had been to the grave.

    She headed off to the gravesite, stake in hand, and never returned. The other girls assumed she had "chickened out" and had just gone home instead.

    The next morning as they passed the graveyard they saw her there at the old man's grave. She had accidentally staked her nightshirt to the ground and when she tried to run from the grave, she couldn’t... she died of fright right on the grave!
     
  13. Is that true I think thts my friend
     
  14. There was a girl baby sitting 2 children. She sent them to bed and settled down to watch tv. A strange advert came on in the break: just a blank screen and an eery song, 'red run, red run, go and check on the children...' The girl thought nothing of it and continued to watch her tv programme. Then the phone rang. She picked it up and said hello. 'Red run, red run, go and check on the children...' came the same eery voice. She decided it was just a stupid prank and continued watching tv. Finally she realised that the parents would be home soon and so she went to check on the kids. She found them both dead in their beds, covered in blood... And there, on the wall, written in dripping blood, was, 'red run, red run, should have checked on the children...'
     
  15. More more more. Tyt are all really good I like the red run one. I heard the dog one already.
     
  16. This one is a really famous urban legend that everyone in my town knows.
    One rainy night a teenaged girl was babysitting two twins. The parents were at a fancy dinner. They asked her if they could watch tv in the parents room. So the girl called the parents and they said yes.
    The girl and the twins were watching tv in the room and they noticed that their was a clown statue in the parents room, just staring at them. The children got really scared and the girl decided to throw a sheet over the clown statue. But the children were still freaked, so the girl called the parents and asked if she could put the statue in the closet. The parents said sure but soon after hanging up the phone they relized they dont own a clown statue. They immediatly rushed home and tried calling the girl, but no answer.
    When they got to the house all they saw was blood stains going down the stairs and out of the house. They rushed upstairs and saw the teenager dead, covered in blood. The childen to this day have never been found.  FREAKY!!! Pretty sure it's just an urban legend though, so don't be freaked lol