I have an important question

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Mar 31, 2014.

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  1. Never had a stringy crap In my life ? sounds a bit cheesy.


    I've had a hellfire crap though ? that chilli challenged killed my ass I though I was gonna bleed to death I just kept sat down for like half of an hour after the explosion and was still waddling after I got off it 20 mins after that :(
     
    #81 jdjwksnsk, Oct 19, 2014
  2. Moist then dry ?
     
    #82 DontVoteForTrump_ImIllegal, Oct 19, 2014
  3. Barcode :lol:


    Idk if I should laugh or what ?
     
    #83 DontVoteForTrump_ImIllegal, Oct 19, 2014
  4. Just laugh  :lol:
     
    #84 jdjwksnsk, Oct 19, 2014
  5. When I eat hot cheetos, it feels like I'm shitting lava, cuz like it leaves my ass burning even after it's all out. I bet if I hold a moist wipe up to it, it will steam.
     
    #85 ltachi, Oct 20, 2014
  6. Ew I'm eating here?

    But do the people who like moist wipes carry them around in their bags or something?
     
    #86 FallenAngel12321, Oct 20, 2014
  7. Okay :lol:
     
    #87 DontVoteForTrump_ImIllegal, Oct 20, 2014
  8. I rub my butt on the carpet
     
    #88 -Sterling-, Oct 20, 2014
  9. For a regular non watery stench muffin I personally use notebook paper...but the occasional sandpaper/granola bar works just fine for me BUT! When its watery i have specialty wipes! 3 different ones to be exact! Either FRESH Italian bread (SUPER ABSORBENT) , THE OCCASIONAL MULTI COLORED SOCK/SOCK PUPPET...and the final being...A LAMP SHADE! WITH A MOTORIZED FEATHER DUSTER ATTACHMENT(comes with free denture cream and batteries)! Oh and for those hot poops i usually just spit on my sleeve and go to town :D
     
    #89 ---Sinister-Saint---, Oct 20, 2014
  10. Well that's...... Something else
     
    #90 ltachi, Oct 20, 2014
  11. The effort he put into that :roll:
     
    #91 Mofyy, Oct 20, 2014
  12. Bidet brah
     
    #92 fhdvhdf, Oct 20, 2014
  13. Op, u tube comedian redd fox "wash yo ass"
     
    #93 CrAzEd_DirtyOldMan, Oct 20, 2014
  14.  god I love this damn thread
     
    #94 -DeadlySpankingAngel-, Oct 20, 2014
  15. i pour acid down my butt crack. Best way to remove feces. And skin.
     
    #95 TheWalkingBread, Oct 20, 2014
  16. should be dry, moist then dry
     
    #96 Cubes, Oct 20, 2014
  17. Oh Jopo. ?
     
    #97 HisPsycho, Oct 20, 2014
  18. LMAO
     
    #98 MeganFromUranus, Oct 20, 2014
  19. Sandpaper works wonders 
     
    #99 Marija_xo, Oct 20, 2014
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