I have an important question

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Mar 31, 2014.

  1. U could also use it likea back scracher b4 u wipe
     
  2. Hands. I use my hands.

    Toilet paper and moist towelettes are too mainstream.
     
  3. Use your fingers to really get up there and get it all out and clean.
     
  4. It also gives u a nice look
     
  5. Omg Snow I hope you wash your hands after!
     
  6. Hell no. That's what makes it all the better.
     
  7. Would you like a friendly handshake?
    c:
     
  8. I like the soft stuff
     
  9. Noo but ill give you a friendly gift of soap 
     
  10. Sorry, I don't believe in using soap.
     
  11. The real question is, are you a forward wiper? Or a reverse wiper? This could change everything in terms of what you use.


    And yes, this is a gross conversation
     
  12. always wipe front to back 
     
  13. Front back. Especially for ladies. Since...you know.
     
  14. Since you can get shit all over your hypnocat thus leading to a hypnocat infection
     
  15. And you could spread diseases through cat cafes
     
  16. Wait wait but if you wipe front to back you also kinda just smear poop toward the top of the crack. You kinda have to reverse the wipe to push it back towards the hole and clean a little better
     
  17. if us ladies wipe back to front then we'll be smearing **** towards out cocnut hole
     
  18. This is such a delicate matter. Someone should write a thesis about this phenomenon?
     
  19. 

    Front to back, but then I back track to get what, as Jopo said, got smeared.