I...cant

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _S-Nova_Rick-Grimes-_, Mar 15, 2014.

  1. Stick your tongue in a bootyhole. Then we'll talk. A thingy is almost never 7+ inches.
     
  2.  no thanks.
     
  3. I'd rather get a little pee in my mouth than crumbs of poop.
     
  4. Danny bro, wtf are u talking about. Lmfao. Why u talking about eating ass bro
     
  5. Some girls want their ass eaten but don't return the favor.
     
  6. Danny lmfao bro. I don't eat ass and I down my ass eaten. So I don't know nttn about that 
     
  7. Some girls want their ass eaten but don't suck the rod.
     
  8. You know what else I hate about dumb gfs? That one bitch that always makes you wanna hold their purse for nooooo reason they try to play it off. Like "babe hold my purse for a sec it's getting in the way of be looking at this $200 Victoria secret pj I can't afford"... And once she walks away from it, you're left there still holding it.
     
  9. Lmao pickles. And Danny bro. If u eating poop crumbs maybe u should tell her clean her ass out first. Just a suggestion
     
  10. I drop the purse or put it on her shoulder lol. "Bae hold my bags I just saw the cutest top ever oh my guuaawwdd".
     
  11. I never did. Just going along with your comment lol.
     
  12. Oh and I also hate those dumb gfs that walk by the pet store and ask why you haven't bought them a kitty yet for Christmas, meanwhile you're allergic. That's how you know it's not you she really loves. 
     
  13. ANYWAYSSSS

    THANKS GOD THAT IM A GIRL CAUSE I LOVE GETTING AWAY WITH ALL THIS LOL.
     
  14. Girls that order expensive ass food without even asking how financially set you are.
     
  15. Or how about those girls that move your car seat up and change all your mirrors cause she's so short compared to you and then doesn't put it bak cause she forgets how they were set? ️
     
  16. Girls that never pick up a bill, and y'all been dating for years I...can't (like seriously, just one meal u can buy. Most she'll do is go halfsy, and she makes more than me)
     
  17. You'd still date me Danny. Cause girls with expensive taste are worth keeping. 
     
  18. Pickles u and Danny might have women issues
     
  19. Oh. I don't go in dates with guys that I make more with. I.... Can't.