You know what else I hate about dumb gfs? That one bitch that always makes you wanna hold their purse for nooooo reason they try to play it off. Like "babe hold my purse for a sec it's getting in the way of be looking at this $200 Victoria secret pj I can't afford"... And once she walks away from it, you're left there still holding it.
Lmao pickles. And Danny bro. If u eating poop crumbs maybe u should tell her clean her ass out first. Just a suggestion
I drop the purse or put it on her shoulder lol. "Bae hold my bags I just saw the cutest top ever oh my guuaawwdd".
Oh and I also hate those dumb gfs that walk by the pet store and ask why you haven't bought them a kitty yet for Christmas, meanwhile you're allergic. That's how you know it's not you she really loves.
Or how about those girls that move your car seat up and change all your mirrors cause she's so short compared to you and then doesn't put it bak cause she forgets how they were set? ️
Girls that never pick up a bill, and y'all been dating for years I...can't (like seriously, just one meal u can buy. Most she'll do is go halfsy, and she makes more than me)