Speaking of dumb gfs, there's nothing more annoying than that one girl who won't shut up. "Babe, I broke my iPhone screen" "That's nice hunnie. You can still txt and annoy me" "Was that a joke OMG" "Yes. Relax" "What do you mean relax!! Ugh that was so rude" "Babe. It was a joke" "No sexy time for you tonight"
?pickles that sounded like my ex, he broke phones like he changed his undies. and not cheap phones either.
I would be the person to ask my partner to bring me food/items. But only if they were on their way over anyway.
Nose rings/piercings lip rings/piercings Girls who don't cook Girls who bitch a lot Girls who don't laugh at my wondrous jokes Attention seeking bitches umm.....
DANNY. GIVE ME ATTENTION. YOU NEVER GIVE ME ATTENTION. Let me go burn your Mac and cheese. Did you look at that woman? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT OTHER WOMEN?? ?I'm still waiting for the joke.. Just kidding. Danny. <3
I can deal with farts and burps. I hate girls who call me a gross pig for farting or burping. Like I'm sorry I don't choose to hold it in and get ass cancer.
I'm going to buy a house with two toilets so I can double poop date with my wife so she stops being a dumbass holding her shits in and farts and stuff.
Like 2 in one room. Either side by side or across each other so we can play the staring game while pooping.
Girls that don't give head I....cant (you want me to eat but u can't suck,I don't know what's in there and I must trust it's clean,but u can't suck what clearly is clean?