hypothetical attention seeking thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -reset-, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. I must say I've never really visited the states to compare nor looked Into this theory before haha.
     
  2. Woah...
    1- Never fuck a hot chick for money when you can find a dozen like her who won't charge a dime.

    2- I'm learning so much about ski... Must... Suppress.... Dark.... Side.... 

    3- they may not be toys in the traditional sense, but breasts are really fun to play with.

    4- I can list a medicated condition that causes weight loss- ADHD.. The meds for it make you drop pounds faster than some people drop pants. 

    5- if you're going to keep talking about UK tits, I'm going to have to say "Pics, or it didn't happen. "
     
  3. ... Why did I read this thread.


    Needless to say, I got more information than I bargained for.


    ... Do it 
     
  4. Well than...
     
  5. Justin  can I go through your back door? 
     
  6. A good rogering never hurt anybody just ask Monica lewinsky 
     
  7. The most brilliantly put together hypothetical thread ever.
     
  8. My "friend" sends his thanks
     
  9. as a UK female citizen....I will back out of this 'pics or it didnt happen'.....and continue on my own path of discovery.

    Ski I shall keep you up to date on my findings. I shall make this my own personal little mission

     any US females however willing to be involved in this little experiment...please apply within.
     
  10. Can I comment 
     
  11. Go for the money.
    At the end of the day, a chic isn't going to pay your bills. Unless she's a sugar momma.

    
     
  12. Depends Wayney.....is it a nice comment...or will you have me blubbering like a baby? 
     
  13. Chloe has a great pair of bristols.

    My "friend" has seen them, and says they taste great 
     
  14. 

    Own it

    I now believe I know who this 'friend' may be. But It shall be kept hush hush.
    (Tell your friend, if he thinks they're good wait till he sees the back end.....wait hold up, hold up......who is this girl?!?!?! Because hell, I'll do it for free)
     
  15. Keeper