hypothetical attention seeking thread

 high stats

 

As long as I've been playing I should be 

 

Cherry is a high stat pervert 

 

 I've been found out

......................

 

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 Who said boobs? Where? I heard boobs! Boobs?

Wayne, Im sorry to day but according to our wonderfully intelligent developers, if you are over 5kcs, you are an 'expert' and have high stats.

You may have 'high stats,' but you always can always join me in noobville!!! 

 

So many new rules, so little time. That being said: Say whaa? Experts? Next thing you know, they'll be crowning official PIMD royalty.

Ahem.

 

I'll put it on my birth certificate.  And it makes life simpler.

 

ahh wayney....please may you pass along this lovely piece of advice to your 'friend'. Ask him to consider the following points before doing anything hasty;

1. How does the lady in question feel about the obviously enthralling 10mins of backdoor passion?

2. How much money are we talking of losing exactly? I mean this lady would have to have the backside of a goddess and the bewbles to match. Is she realllllly worth that Lamborghini reventon that could be sat in his driveway? I hear she has a nice back end also.

Just something to think about.

Bewb love

 

 men are like children with boobs.

 

Boobies are awesome (Ghostie can confirm my love of boobies), but Lambos dont take 1/2 when you search for an upgrade... The Lambo might be the safer bet, bright green is a nice color.

 

Eyyyyy Casp 

 

We aren't like children with boobs. We're like children with cars, and boobs.

 

Men are like children with almost everything.

 

^except for bos wars, we play hardball with bos wars.