How to Seduce My Plumber

[Shadowfall]

Spank her and say you saw a bug on her pants

 

[Pride]

Ahem, Expecto Patronum.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Ahem, Expecto Patronum.

Does that work on humans ? and my desires are pure

 

[DoctorDaddy]

Show her your ©um rag

 

[RileyReid]

say you need some plumbing down there

 

[Anonymous]

Spank her and say you saw a bug on her pants

I would think just straight up removing the pants and say there was a bug would also work in this situation

 

[Angee]

These are terrible ideas, the proper response is:

Dress up as Princess Peach. Mario cannot resist.

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Show her your ©um rag

 

[David_Plumber]

Remind them that no one screws better than a plumber 

 

[Anonymous]

Remind them that no one screws better than a plumber 

Ha

 

[Kefo]

Ask if she's gay
Then ask her to consent and video her giving consent
Wear a condom
And you're good to go

 

[MrsSmith]

O, that's an easy fix, Wednesday. Go to the liquor store and stock up on shots of liquid courage for your medicine cabinet so the next time you're ready.

^^^^^^^

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Ask if she's gay
Then ask her to consent and video her giving consent
Wear a condom
And you're good to go

That is not how condoms work

 

[Shadowfall]

Ask if she's gay
Then ask her to consent and video her giving consent
Wear a condom
And you're good to go

That is not how condoms work

Wear them as gloves, dolphin fin loving

 

[GodTierOni]

Show her your ©um rag

Do you not have a cüm rag Rose?

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Do you not have a cüm rag Rose?

I- cannot with these accusations today mini.

First deep throating... now this. For shame

 

[GodTierOni]

Do you not have a cüm rag Rose?

I- cannot with these accusations today mini.

First deep throating... now this. For shame

Don’t shoot the messenger

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Do you not have a cüm rag Rose?

I- cannot with these accusations today mini.

First deep throating... now this. For shame

Don’t shoot the messenger

Strangulations fine though right?

 

[-CnC_Myers-]

ill say offer her a cup of water and ask her how’s her day going then whatever she says, tell her “good thing you’re almost off then” she’ll eventually tell you when she’s off and there and then ask her if she would like to get a smoothie cz who doesn’t like smoothies ??‍

Good luck buddy?

 

[DoctorDaddy]

@RoseMilkTea apparently for you it is