How to Seduce My Plumber

Spank her and say you saw a bug on her pants

 

Ahem, Expecto Patronum.

 

Show her your ©um rag

 

say you need some plumbing down there

 

I would think just straight up removing the pants and say there was a bug would also work in this situation

 

These are terrible ideas, the proper response is:

Dress up as Princess Peach. Mario cannot resist.

 

Remind them that no one screws better than a plumber 

 

Ha

 

Ask if she's gay
Then ask her to consent and video her giving consent
Wear a condom
And you're good to go

 

^^^^^^^

 

Wear them as gloves, dolphin fin loving

 

Do you not have a cüm rag Rose?

 

I- cannot with these accusations today mini.

First deep throating... now this. For shame

 

Don’t shoot the messenger

 

Strangulations fine though right?

 

ill say offer her a cup of water and ask her how’s her day going then whatever she says, tell her “good thing you’re almost off then” she’ll eventually tell you when she’s off and there and then ask her if she would like to get a smoothie cz who doesn’t like smoothies ??‍♂️

Good luck buddy?

 

@RoseMilkTea apparently for you it is