How to Seduce My Plumber

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Tell her she must get tired on that job and uncomfortable then offer her your bed and body the end

She left :c i am still in shock that cat was nice to her

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Step 1. Get off phone
Step 2. Remove excess clothing
Step 3. Look cute

That's supposed to work... Right?

She has left :c and tbh i look like i just woke up...because i just woke up

 

[Anonymous]

Tell her she must get tired on that job and uncomfortable then offer her your bed and body the end

She left :c i am still in shock that cat was nice to her

Well go chase her down what are you waiting for? Or better yet get her to come back to fix a leak and when she comes back just be laying in bed all seductively ?sure shot

 

[Victoria]

Aw. Call her back and tell her you forgot other plumbing problems, haha

 

[Victoria]

See? Anonymous agrees

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Anon and victoria should open a love advice shop, these are excellent tips that i would definitely try out if i was a much bolder person

 

[Anonymous]

Poor Wednesday, missed your chance

Anon and victoria should open a love advice shop, these are excellent tips that i would definitely try out if i was a much bolder person

:lol:

 

[Alicia]

Um. I don’t understand why an attractive female— or any female plumber comes my way like wtf

 

[Anonymous]

Um. I don’t understand why an attractive female— or any female plumber comes my way like wtf

Rt

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Um. I don’t understand why an attractive female— or any female plumber comes my way like wtf

Female plumbers are regularly coming your way?

 

[Sherily]

Ask her to check your other pipes.

 

[renamed74766]

Lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo f.uck I needed this laugh

 

[renamed74766]

Tell her she must get tired on that job and uncomfortable then offer her your bed and body the end

She left :c i am still in shock that cat was nice to her

Lmfaaaaaaoooooooo your bed and body )))))

 

[renamed74766]

“How to seduce my plunder”
Too much pimd for me already today

Lmfaooo

 

[renamed74766]

You need pizza and roller blades.

Lmfaooo wtfff ????

 

[renamed74766]

You need pizza and roller blades.

I have roller blades. What am i to do with them

LMFAO I'm dying over here

I've never watched them adult flicks but I'm pretty sure you ride in there with the fan blowing in your hair then offer the pizza too her whilst in a dramatic pose. Don't quote me on that though. ?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

@KeMoney you're kind of adorable rn

 

[Victoria]

O, that's an easy fix, Wednesday. Go to the liquor store and stock up on shots of liquid courage for your medicine cabinet so the next time you're ready.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

O, that's an easy fix, Wednesday. Go to the liquor store and stock up on shots of liquid courage for your medicine cabinet so the next time you're ready.

Sloppy drunk really is the sexiest look to a sober person, you right.

 

[Victoria]

LMAO. You don't drink them all at once silly. Just 1 at a time :lol: