How to Seduce My Plumber

[WhoTfIsWesday]

So my heating isn't working and my landlord sent a plumber over. She is super attractive and in my bedroom rn making me feel very exposed. How do i turn this into an über sexi pòrno while i sit here in the living room on my phone being shy

 

[AmethystNight]

You need pizza and roller blades.

 

[Remembered]

make some soup

 

[GodTierOni]

Bribe them

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

make some soup

I only have the gross canned stuff

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

You need pizza and roller blades.

I have roller blades. What am i to do with them

 

[Grumpy]

Offer her a shoulder rub while she works, it’s a difficult job yknow

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Offer her a shoulder rub while she works, it’s a difficult job yknow

LMAO i wish i were brave enough to offer strangers shoulder rubs. Am mildly considering it tho

 

[Anonymous]

“How to seduce my plunder”
Too much pimd for me already today

 

[Remembered]

yuck. then order a pizza and make her eat it

 

[AmethystNight]

You need pizza and roller blades.

I have roller blades. What am i to do with them

I've never watched them adult flicks but I'm pretty sure you ride in there with the fan blowing in your hair then offer the pizza too her whilst in a dramatic pose. Don't quote me on that though. ?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

“How to seduce my plunder”
Too much pimd for me already today

Plumber, anon. Plumber. And you're into it donut pretend

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

You need pizza and roller blades.

I have roller blades. What am i to do with them

I've never watched them adult flicks but I'm pretty sure you ride in there with the fan blowing in your hair then offer the pizza too her whilst in a dramatic pose. Don't quote me on that though. ?

I am already in here do i just put them on and do a few laps around my living room

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

yuck. then order a pizza and make her eat it

This is not yuck k

 

[Anonymous]

“How to seduce my plunder”
Too much pimd for me already today

Plumber, anon. Plumber. And you're into it donut pretend

I would be into it if there are donuts maybe

 

[AmethystNight]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess so. If it doesn't work, you have a whole pie to yourself.

 

[Remembered]

"gross canned stuff" is very yuck.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

"gross canned stuff" is very yuck.

O rite the soup. Ya i keep that around for my soup-a-holic gf

 

[Anonymous]

Tell her she must get tired on that job and uncomfortable then offer her your bed and body the end

 

[Victoria]

Step 1. Get off phone
Step 2. Remove excess clothing
Step 3. Look cute

That's supposed to work... Right?