How to milk a cow?

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Step 1. Grab the nip
Step 2. Squeeze and slightly tug on the nip
Step 3. You didn't aim into the bucket so it squirted in your face
Step 4. Walk away from the nip in shame
 
The closest I've ever come to milking a cow is seeing one milked on tv. I prefer my cows to be hacked up into meat patties for my burgers.
 
Apply a lubricant such as Vaseline to your hands
to minimize friction.
Wrap your warm hands around two of the four
teats. Choose diagonal teats (front left and rear
right, for example). Or, try the front teats first, then the
back pair.
Squeeze the base of the teat
Squeeze down to push out the milk, maintaining
your grip on the base of the teat so that the milk
doesn't flow back up into the udder.
 
I-Eat_Pie said:
Grab your gf boobs, and milk her with your mouth
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I guess that's the reason you are single.
This thread is about milking cows and if you consider your Gf a cow then I can't help you.
 
kush___ said:
I-Eat_Pie said:
Grab your gf boobs, and milk her with your mouth
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I guess that's the reason you are single.
This thread is about milking cows and if you consider your Gf a cow then I can't help you.
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You were on campus desperately looking around for indian girls in a sneaky way days ago though.
 
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