greatest pick up line of all time?

Boy:I'm da grump ol troll who lives under da bridge
I'm da grump ol troll who lives under da bride
If you want to go over all u have to do is this
All u have to do is thiss........get under da bridge and no one will hav to know

 

What Fletch said. 

Laura, I love eating them together. ._.

 

Nah... I limit myself to one desert.

I don't wanna get fat 

 

I mean if it's a meat pie with a sponge cake then that's just wrong, but a sweet pie with a sponge cake should be good

 

Your loss.

I don't get it. People are so worried about getting fat! :0

I eat a slice of each only. 

One mini square of cake, one mini square of pie. 

 

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Yes Fletch. 

 

You don't get it. I have anorexic tendencies and when I feel fat, I develop bulimia.

I'm not that worried about getting fat, I'm worried about feeling fat, and constantly forcing myself to throw up.


So your input is extremely valued. 





Clearly.

 

If You were a tree and i was a squirrel id sure put my nuts in your hole



 



Wow. Laura, I never knew. ._.

I hope you get better soon, if what you're experiencing is cureable. 

 

The Philosophy of Cake and Pie

By Fletch

 

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Knock knock
Whos there?
Sex
Sex who?
Sex with me BOOM


Do you work at subway?
What? No why?
Coz you just gave me a foot long !

 

Bump it

 

Point to her crotch and ask "you gonna eat that?" •-•

 

LMAO. 

 

HER CROTCH?????!!!! Girls  They Apparently Have Crotches now 

 

Ha lol 

 

The awkward moment when the girl gets a boner before you do 


Panda x

 

 ROFLMAO

 

If you werent my dad I would fuck you harder.