greatest pick up line of all time?

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes 

 

Huh..... I want you.


I think that's pretty subtle yet straight to the point.


~M

 

Are you a library book because I'm checking you out.
Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes.

 

guy: there's something wrong with your phone
girl: what?
guy: my numbers not on it

 

Girl.: I'm scared of (insert animal)
Lad.: well good thing I'm not that.
Girl.: yeey

 

How you doin'? 

 

Joey off friends 

 

Oh yes!!!

 

Boy:hey whats on your shoe?!!
Girl:wha?*looks down*
Pedo Bear:*grabs girl*
Boy:really...dhatt wuz my idew

 

Is it just me or are you smoking HAWT?!




If I was pedobear, I'd definently put you in the pedo van. 



You and I are like cake and pie. WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 
-----
._.

 

Cake and pie? Meant for eachother?



No.



Just.... no

 

Boy: *stands shocked*



Meanwhile....



In the pedo mansion.....





Girl:*screams*

 



 

Laura,

Opinions aren't right or wrong.

 

But cake and Poe don't need eachother  they are their own items, they stand alone.

 

Isnt Poe a Teletubby?




~M

 

Hi

 

Depends what pie, depends what cake

 

Yes they do. ._.

When eating dessert, it is essential to have all the kinds of baked goodies om the table. ._.

If you're in herpa land, that is. ._.