Funny V-Day Poem Contest!

MeGusta, thats nasty :lol:
Be a little more classy
Go find your valentine
Before you run out of time

 

Yeah she's cute

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me
Not for you
If by chance
You take my place
I'll take my fist
And Smash your face







Someone sent this to me. Just had to share it with everyone

 

Roses are white,
Violets are white,
Why are they all white?
Cuz I came on them .-.

 

Stones, if this was wrestling
not even thirty seconds in
you'd tap out
with me as your opponent
I could write you a sonnet
of your failure
to flatter..
You're all just a bunch of liars
=v_v=

 

Hahaha, nice Nina

 

Thnx!

 

Flinching can make Nicoles bed rock
But rather then
He's sitting in bed
With a sock

 

Flinstone*

 

Who uses a sock? I do it outside my window 

 

Window? O_O .... Dafuq Philly

 

MeGusta, way to steal my bedrock catch phrase 
I use it whenever im asked as to why i chose my name :lol:
(If its a chick that asked)

 

Please Flinstone
These aren't even poems
You got that phrase from bed rock
At least I'm trying
This valentines day I'll be crying 
As you view that pleasant sight
Please use copyright 

 

XD me gusta, why so accurate?











Except for the whole bedrock thing, I mean c'mon.. In his dreams XD

 

You are pretty though  really pretty


Dont be surprised if a guy wants to make your bed rock 

 

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To be honest, i didnt try to rhyme in my last post....

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Are you surprised that I'm stalking you
Or maybe its the fact that I know the size of your shoe
Oh well babe, I know you love me too
Happy Valentine's day to all of you

 

Why are people calling me pretty .-.












I don't see it 

 

Nice one Sopf!!