Funny V-Day Poem Contest!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *nicestpersonever (01), Feb 3, 2013.

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  1. Obviously you aren't, you can't even speak proper English.
     
    #21 Cristiano_Ronaldo_, Feb 3, 2013
  2. Valentines day is lame,
    But then again so is a bee
    So no one is to blame
    I just wanna say Cindy Je'Taime

    I rhymed
     
    #22 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  3. cris, participate or leave. We dont need any saltbelly pigs hanging around this festival.
     
    #23 *nicestpersonever (01), Feb 3, 2013
  4. I'm giving the gift. 
    Can I have some leverage? I vote he stays
     
    #24 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  5. ^ :| this guy cereal?
     
    #25 *nicestpersonever (01), Feb 3, 2013
  6. I'm *serious.
    You're offering a 10mil gift. What's that like a flower?

    So yes OP I'm serious.
     
    #26 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  7. plus writing in color doesn't make your point any clearer.
     
    #27 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  8. Jcred  

    Lol gift less than 10M
     
    #28 Cristiano_Ronaldo_, Feb 3, 2013
  9. Aren't we suppose to post v-day poems on here? I only saw about 2 or 3 poems on here. (Btw, I will post a poem. I was just wondering.)
     
    #29 Agent_Kr, Feb 3, 2013
  10. maybe u could get a teddy bear or some boxers or even a shiny film canister.
     
    #30 *nicestpersonever (01), Feb 3, 2013
  11. Stones, my dear
    lets make things clear
    I'm not beautiful
    but your post made me rofl
    XD
     
    #31 BitterlyVictorious, Feb 3, 2013
  12. I'm just saying I will gift
    Of op shuts up
    While I listen to TSwift
    While drinking milk in a cup.
     
    #32 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  13. The reward is irrelevant
    We're doing this for the hell of it
    Wheres the Valentine's Day love?
    Or are you guys jelly? That im staying above
    Winning on this thread and stealing the heart
    Of my valentine, we're a couple you cant tear apart.
     
    #33 Flinstone-PartyStarter, Feb 3, 2013
  14. Haiku:

    I love drop volleys
    Valentines day means nothing
    I just want money

    Justin 
     
    #34 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Feb 3, 2013
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    #35 -_A_-Justin, Feb 3, 2013
  16. Mines the best!!!!















    Hah! You thought I was gonna say Jk huh?













    Ok you're right .-.
     
    #36 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Feb 3, 2013
  17. Valentines Day is here
    The loners without dates shed their tears
    Although some haters may say
    It's just a mushy, pointless day
    It's every lovers' favorite time of year

    Happy (early) V-Day!!!
     
    #37 Agent_Kr, Feb 3, 2013
  18. Nicole, why cant you call me Flin?
    If this was wrestling *pin*
    I would win ;)
    All women are beautiful
    Each are unique
    They are irreplaceable
    No one can critique :)
     
    #38 Flinstone-PartyStarter, Feb 3, 2013
  19. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm using my hand
    But thinking of you

    ~ Anonymous
     
    #39 GardenToolRENAMED, Feb 3, 2013
  20. Lol Nicole is hella cute
     
    #40 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Feb 3, 2013
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