Dear diary

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Koolzer, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. Haha most entertaining thing I've read on forums
     
  2.  I remember this! I remember when it first came it LONG AGO people got annoyed with him, now they are laughing thinking this old man is funny.


     Continue good man
     
  3. Please go on this is hilarious. My parents think im crazy cuz im randomly laughing at these post.
     
  4. Yeah Dan! I never learned why people found it annoying..
     
  5. February 6th
    Dear diary,
    Today I was just eating my breakfast like usual and took my laxatives. But later I forgot about it and drank a lot of water from thirst. The bottle for laxatives has you only drinking a specific amount of water.So I was just sittin in my chair and remembered that I need to use the restroom. I proceeded to grab my cane and as I struggled to stand up, I could feel a grumbling, a
    Gurgling a comin from the depths. I painfully stood up and continued my journey. Each step felt like an eternity as I paced towards the lavatory. Gut clenched and cane forward I marched at the sloths pace. A rumblin and a tumblin in the deep shook me from head to hiney. The volcano below was ready to erupt. I struggled to contain it but soon became victim as I fell to the floor and the elements over took me. I throbbed and quivered in the liquid. The hot flowing magma. I shivered and shook as I slid in the pool of plasma. My body couldnt handle much more as I lay my head to sleep. I woke up a few hours later with a lining, a cover that kept me warm. A blanket of brown protecting me. A layer of delicious choclate that was just waiting to be devoured. It filled my mouth as i slopped around like a pig. Where did this choclate come from? This macadamia nut, cocunut, almond, dark chocolate ! Whitechocolate mixture! Oh i couldnt take much more of this excitement. I almost had a stroke and had to nap again to calm me down. So tired
     
  6. Omg, dying!!!  This grandson has an awesome grandma 
     
  7. I was going to try forums again but apparently this is the most entertaining thing on forums *sigh* I'd forgotten how crap this game is. Time to delete again.

    Cs out!

    BBcodes ftw! ;-)
     
  8. omg u ate ur poo haha cant stop laughing
     
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    Monorail cat is not amused...
     
  10. Dear diary,
    My legs are aching. I need meds!!!
     
  11. Fred has the meds!
     
  12. Wat type of med wink wink
     
  13. Dear diary,
    My phone is reccomending some sort of meds.. I dont know what to make of it. I need a nap
     
  14. Does anyone read these.. I mean seriously
     
  15. You ruined it, I was reading it looking at it as a slow but boringly dangerous story lol
     
  16. That was hilarious!!
     
  17. Rofl love this