I remember this! I remember when it first came it LONG AGO people got annoyed with him, now they are laughing thinking this old man is funny. Continue good man
February 6th Dear diary, Today I was just eating my breakfast like usual and took my laxatives. But later I forgot about it and drank a lot of water from thirst. The bottle for laxatives has you only drinking a specific amount of water.So I was just sittin in my chair and remembered that I need to use the restroom. I proceeded to grab my cane and as I struggled to stand up, I could feel a grumbling, a Gurgling a comin from the depths. I painfully stood up and continued my journey. Each step felt like an eternity as I paced towards the lavatory. Gut clenched and cane forward I marched at the sloths pace. A rumblin and a tumblin in the deep shook me from head to hiney. The volcano below was ready to erupt. I struggled to contain it but soon became victim as I fell to the floor and the elements over took me. I throbbed and quivered in the liquid. The hot flowing magma. I shivered and shook as I slid in the pool of plasma. My body couldnt handle much more as I lay my head to sleep. I woke up a few hours later with a lining, a cover that kept me warm. A blanket of brown protecting me. A layer of delicious choclate that was just waiting to be devoured. It filled my mouth as i slopped around like a pig. Where did this choclate come from? This macadamia nut, cocunut, almond, dark chocolate ! Whitechocolate mixture! Oh i couldnt take much more of this excitement. I almost had a stroke and had to nap again to calm me down. So tired
I was going to try forums again but apparently this is the most entertaining thing on forums *sigh* I'd forgotten how crap this game is. Time to delete again. Cs out! BBcodes ftw! ;-)
Dear diary, My phone is reccomending some sort of meds.. I dont know what to make of it. I need a nap