Dear diary, Random notes persist in showing up. Also a diary entry not written by has appeared as well. I need to figure this out
February 5th Dear diary, Today I drove to the DMV to get the drivers license. Some obstructive pregnant woman got in my way. It was my right of way! You think you can just cross the street ya hag? Anyway I think she spilled some ketchup when I looked in my mirror. I got the dmv and this car just decided to get behind mine as I was reversing. Good thing my car is an oldie and can stand a beating but i should probably report that violator! So the guy got in my car and told me what to do and made me hit the ambulance as we were making a you turn on the road. What an idiot. Why is it called you turn anyway when im the one thats turning! It should be called a me turn! Stupid inspector fell asleep during that accident and wouldn't even help. Too bad I didnt get a license today.. but I did! While that idiot was sleeping I took his license haha jokes on him
Dear diary, I find this app a bit tedious as I throw my grand kids down the stairs and have road rage so I shall switch to a notebook and post my plots to take over the world on here
Feb. 5th / 2013. Dear diary, It's currently 11:39 P.M MST & I'm sitting on the toilet. Sincerely, Mark.
Feb. 5th 2013 Dear diary, It's currently 11:42 P.M MST I'm now finished with the toilet. Now what? Sincerely Mark.
I have never found myself wanting to check forums for a certain thread before, but this one makes me wanna. Great idea and super funny.