So like, when I was 9 my aunt got married. At her wedding reception there was a huge variety of desserts, and she had a chocolate fountain. My cousins and I, being typical children, were running around and having fun. As I was running around I tripped over the power cord for the chocolate fountain and it tipped, spilling the chocolate all over me!! The end!
O soz i only bumped this because Grant filled the thread with Nicholas Cage when he did the silly stunt
One day my mum was making a chocolatecake, and me being a shifty child at the time, I found some laxatives and chop them up and placed it into the cake mixture lol, when it was time to eat it everyone had a piece except me, mum said why aren't u having any and I said I had a tummy ache lol, so that evening the toilets were full lol