Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, now breathing is a math problem.



I wish my bf was home.

 

I am.ur bf thot
I wish for a new thot

 

Your wish was granted. Your new thot decided to get another life and become a nurse. I wish I was a doctor

 

Your wish has been granted but you operate on fish

I wish I had a house that flies

 

Wish granted, but your house broke down and you crashed in a jungle.

I wish my left boob was significantly bigger than my right boob.

 

Your wish has been granted but they're sagging and wrinkly.

I wish I had a dog

 

Wish granted, your dog now hates u.



I wish for a f word to give.?

 

Your wish is granted. Your f word is fart.

I wish I could sleep

 

Wish granted, you can sleep for a second an hour.



I wish the same thing as the next person.

 

Your wish is granted

I now wish for herpes

 

Your wish has been granted but you get them from Lindsey Lohan

I wish for a talking monkey...

 

Your wish is granted Said talking monkey came out your ass
I wish for a unsinkable,unfloodable boat

 

Your wish has been granted but it blows up.

I wish for a talking book

 

The book only talks about justin biebers hair. And never goes away.

I wish for a taco

 

Your wish had been granted but it's filled with pigeon feet and grass.

I wish I could fly.

 

You can fly now but can only breath in water and air burns you.

I want smaller hair!

 

Your wish has been granted, you are now bald.


I wish my friends weren't so immature

 

Your wish has been granted. They are no longer any fun.

I wish for a cat

 

Your wish is granted , your friends are dead

I wish I had toilet paper

 

Your wish has not been granted, all the tp in the world is gone

I wish for a iphone 5s