Corrupt a Wish

Jiggy your wish has been granted now you're my chauffeur

 

..What.

 

your wish has been granted and you drive in run way you gonna get crashed by a plane.

i wish ATA gives us $100 iTunes vouchers every month.

 

But you're only allowed to buy Justin Bieber songs with the money.

I wish I had unlimited money.

 

your wish has been granted but you cant spend it
I wish for a new puppy

 

Your wish has been granted but it's an ugly demon puppy with an appetite for human flesh,

I wish I was the prettiest person in the world

 

Your wish has been granted because everyone relocated to a different world, and you're the ugliest person in that world.

I wish I had a bunny.

 

but the puppy is 9ft tall have 15 nipples and has a lot of tick.

i wish PIMD have a baby button

 

make that a bunny^

 

Your wish has been granted, you now have a baby bunny with rabies.

I wish I had food

 

Your wish has been granted. In a few seconds your fridge will be full of horse food, cat food, cat meat, bunny meat, dog food, cat food etc.


I wish I had a pillow so can give it head everyday.

 

Wish granted but it's not the type of heads ur expecting 

I wish for world peace.

 

Your wish has been granted
world war 3 has begun

I wish to be a fire

 

*I wish to be hulk

 

Your wish has been granted, you are now the hulk with aids.

I wish I was your mom??

 

Wish granted Now the rpers have run over straight to kaw

I wish pimd was my bar

 

Bae*

 

Wish granted but he's cheating on u with me <69

I wish math was easier

 

Pimd how could you?!