Corrupt a wish

Granted, but we don't laugh



I wish I had a pet sandwich maker.

 

Granted but you look stupid


I wish I ?was as smart as monk the detective

 

Granted but ur a ant

 

?You hopped in front of me

 

Chiwahwah you mong, you killed it

 

I wish my wish was uncorruptable!

 

But you failed 

 

Granted, but you have to wear a justin bieber costume

I wish i was a world famous computer hacker

 

Granted but you caught a RL virus (HIV)




I wish I wasn't Awesome

 

Granted, but you're diagnosed with a severe case of narcissism ?

I wish plants could talk

 

Granted but now your head is in your ass

 

That is so weird  and so wrong

 

I wish I could be a glitter rainbow unicorn

 

Granted but your unicorn spike thing is a penis


I wish i could have seven heads

 

Granted, but you have a severe glitter vomiting disease that kills you.

I wish I was dead.

 

WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THAT

Granted, but they get cut off by Percy Jackson.

 

Granted. But you get buried next to justin bieber


I wish i was a transformer
* does theme tune in head. Transformers, robots in disguise!*

 

Granted, but you get totaled when in car formation.

I wish I was a watermelon.

 

Granted, But The Fruit Ninja Doesn't Like It




I Wish I Couldn't Be Corrupted

 

Wish granted, your relatives become corrupted instead.

I wish that nobody's wishes can come true after this wish.