Corrupt a wish

Granted, but your foot falls off.

I wish I was a unicorn.

 

Granted,but Voldemort kills you and drinks your blood for power

I wish wishes had wishes

 

Granted but then wishes would wish to not be wished and therefore cease to exist.

I wish people were smart

 

You just said the wishes wished for wishes to not exist so how can you wish when wishing isnf real? ^.0

 

I wish I ruled the world

 

:O good point but I doubt anyone would actually read what I said...thus immediately re-reviving wishes

Granted but then the Earth gets hit by an asteroid and all life is exterminated

 

You forgot to make a wish

 

Oops...

I wish all the people in the world could live in harmony

 

Granted, but the Russians would declare war on the world and we'd all live in poverty for 100 years.

I wish I was ugly, blind, deaf, stupid and mentally ill.

 

Granted, but you would have the richest and hottest girlfriend.

I wish everyone could eat anything and not get fat

 

Granted, but portions will be small


I wish I was a fairy

 

I'm a girl o.o

 

Granted, but you will be doomed after by a giant foot-wrecking you and you die immediately after you turn into a fairy.

I wish I could use everyone's credit card and burn the money $$$

 

Granted but you're a lonely fool for the rest of your life


I wish I can meet Dave Franco.

 

Granted, but he rapes you.


I wish I was a fairy that couldn't die

 

Granted, you could not fly.



I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted, but you cannot talk.




I wish i could fly.

 

Granted, but you can not touch the ground.


I wish I was a fairy that couldn't die and isn't a mute.

 

Granted but you still can't fly

I wish I was lcbc

 

Granted but someone hacks into your account and steals it.

I wish the clouds were blue